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Outburst 16: Guilty until Otherwise Certified

Recently I went to the US Embassy to purchase a state-certified document saying I have committed no crimes within the United States. In Slovakia, where I am currently living and working, this is one of several documents necessary to secure …

Outburst 15: The Repeating Pattern

There is revolution followed by evolution. A two step process that repeats endlessly for everyone and everything that ever existed and will ever exist.

When we say revolution we mean an event in the life of something which can be …

Outburst 12: Light Sensor Wiggle

Sometimes at work I sit in front of my computer with no movement, other than my fingers on the keyboard and my eyes scanning the screen, for so long that my office lights turn off. It seems they are equipped …

Outburst 10: Away Message

Before Wharton junior Jose Joseph leapt from his eighth-story bedroom window this fall, he prepared for his death. He wrote a suicide note explaining his intentions. He emailed a few friends expressing his concerns. And finally, he posted an away …

Outburst 9: Passwords

Before you read this rant, please, remember this password, okay? 45K-L41. Those are totally random numbers. Remember them.

So, I watched a Taxi rerun this weekend. As I’m 18 and we’re in a new century, it’s obviously a rerun. I …

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